2022

2022 was the final year of the legacy survey era. During this period, a combination of increased burnout of reduced survey turnout prompted Ben the Survey Guy to go on hiatus.

Do you know anyone named Roy?

Date Asked: January 02, 2022

Sample Size: 71

Results:

Yes: 20

No: 51

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Would you rather be shrunk to half size or grown to double size?

Date Asked: January 03, 2022

Sample Size: 73

Results:

Half Size: 35

Double Size: 38

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Do you bite your nails?

Date Asked: January 05, 2022

Sample Size: 68

Results:

Yes: 28

No: 40

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Do you like oatmeal raisin cookies?

Date Asked: January 08, 2022

Sample Size: 71

Results:

Yes: 40

No: 31

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Do you wear shoes in your house?

Date Asked: January 16, 2022

Sample Size: 75

Results:

Yes: 24

No: 51

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Is three pieces of bread stacked on top of each other a sandwich?

Date Asked: January 19, 2022

Sample Size: 67

Results:

Yes: 12

No: 55

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What do you think of “abcdefu” by Gayle?

Date Asked: January 29, 2022

Sample Size: 71

Results:

I like it: 29

No strong feelings: 19

I don’t like it: 11

Never heard it: 12

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How many stickers are on your car?

Date Asked: February 07, 2022

Sample Size: 80

Results:

None: 47

One or two: 30

More: 3

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Do you prefer single use water bottles or carrying a reusable bottle?

Date Asked: February 13, 2022

Sample Size: 70

Results:

Single use: 11

Reusable: 59

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Do you own a pair of crocs?

Date Asked: February 16, 2022

Sample Size: 63

Results:

Yes: 28

No: 35

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While at a party with a limited amount of pizza, do you take one or two slices?

Date Asked: February 17, 2022

Sample Size: 68

Results:

One: 57

Two: 11

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Would you rather be unable to sleep for the next 48 hours or forced to sleep for the next 24 hours?

Date Asked: February 25, 2022

Sample Size: 65

Results:

Awake for 48 hours: 12

Asleep for 24 hours: 53

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What do you think of Heat Waves by Glass Animals?

Date Asked: February 28, 2022

Sample Size: 72

Results:

I like it: 49

No strong feelings: 9

I dislike it: 3

Never heard it: 11

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While driving, have you ever given another driver the finger?

Date Asked: March 03, 2022

Sample Size: 100

Results:

Yes: 74

No: 26

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Do you know anyone named Dylan?

Date Asked: March 06, 2022

Sample Size: 112

Results:

Yes: 103

No: 9

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Do you know anyone who uses a Chromebook as their personal computer?

Date Asked: March 07, 2022

Sample Size: 75

Results:

Yes: 12

No: 63

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What month will International Men’s Day take place this year?

Date Asked: March 08, 2022

Sample Size: 108

Results:

May: 1

September: 8

November: 14

That holiday doesn’t exist: 85

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Should we get rid of Daylight Savings time?

Date Asked: March 12, 2022

Sample Size: 90

Results:

Yes: 76

No: 14

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You can take a pill that extends your lifespan by 50%, but you can never get horny again. Do you take the pill?

Date Asked: March 15, 2022

Sample Size: 141

Results:

Yes: 17

No: 124

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Have you ever gotten a Wordle correct in 2 or fewer guesses?

Date Asked: March 21, 2022

Sample Size: 73

Results:

Yes: 45

No: 28

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Do you know anyone who wasn't allowed to watch SpongeBob when growing up?

Date Asked: March 31, 2022

Sample Size: 179

Results:

Yes: 141

No: 38

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What is your opinion on the frequency of jokes that take place on April Fools Day?

Date Asked: April 01, 2022

Sample Size: 249

Results:

Not enough: 82

Just right: 72

Too many: 95

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Do you prefer McDonald’s, Burger King, or Wendy’s?

Date Asked: April 05, 2022

Sample Size: 92

Results:

McDonald’s: 37

Burger King: 11

Wendy’s: 36

None of the above: 6

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Have you ever played golf?

Date Asked: April 08, 2022

Sample Size: 117

Results:

Yes: 68

No: 49

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What is your favorite season?

Date Asked: April 09, 2022

Sample Size: 65

Results:

Fall: 28

Winter: 1

Spring: 8

Summer: 28

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Have you ever driven down a one way road in the wrong direction?

Date Asked: April 11, 2022

Sample Size: 77

Results:

Yes: 55

No: 22

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Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

Date Asked: April 12, 2022

Sample Size: 69

Results:

Horse-sized duck: 27

Duck-sized horses: 42

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Do you prefer cookies dipped in milk or not?

Date Asked: March 14, 2022

Sample Size: 89

Results:

Dipped in milk: 19

Not dipped in milk: 26

Depends on the cookie: 44

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Do you know anyone who has membership to a country club?

Date Asked: April 16, 2022

Sample Size: 84

Results:

Yes: 58

No: 26

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Is a grape a berry?

Date Asked: April 17, 2022

Sample Size: 85

Results:

Yes: 23

No: 62

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Have you ever broken a pair of glasses?

Date Asked: April 23, 2022

Sample Size: 58

Results:

Yes: 41

No: 17

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Do you like Almond Joy bars?

Date Asked: April 23, 2022

Sample Size: 65

Results:

Yes: 23

No: 42

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Would you rather be able to talk to your pets, or have the ability to communicate with one dead person of your choice?

Date Asked: April 25, 2022

Sample Size: 77

Results:

Pets: 52

Dead person: 25

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Tacos and nachos. One must go. Which one do you get rid of?

Date Asked: May 02, 2022

Sample Size: 96

Results:

Tacos: 38

Nachos: 58

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Would you rather be teleported to Antarctica or the International Space Station?

Date Asked: May 07, 2022

Sample Size: 61

Results:

Antarctica: 24

The ISS: 37

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Are the ears part of the face?

Date Asked: May 11, 2022

Sample Size: 72

Results:

Yes: 35

No: 37

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You can earn $5 for every pillow that you sleep with, but, if any pillow falls off you get nothing. How many pillows do you use?

Date Asked: May 14, 2022

Sample Size: 95

Results:

0-5: 24

6-10: 34

11-15: 16

16 or more: 21

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Have you ever seen a lunar eclipse?

Date Asked: May 17, 2022

Sample Size: 83

Results:

Yes: 57

No: 26

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Have you ever seen snow outside during May?

Date Asked: May 20, 2022

Sample Size: 55

Results:

Yes: 28

No: 27

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Do you tan yourself in the summertime?

Date Asked: May 23, 2022

Sample Size: 72

Results:

Yes: 42

No: 30

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Do you prefer cake, cookies, or brownies?

Date Asked: May 30, 2022

Sample Size: 76

Results:

Cake: 13

Cookies: 23

Brownies: 37

None of the above: 3

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Have you ever had a bat in your home?

Date Asked: June 01, 2022

Sample Size: 111

Results:

Yes: 50

No: 61

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Do you think you are smarter than the average person?

Date Asked: June 03, 2022

Sample Size: 136

Results:

Yes: 71

I’m about average: 58

No: 7

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Would you rather be able to double jump or not take any damage after falling?

Date Asked: June 08, 2022

Sample Size: 85

Results:

Double jump: 17

No fall damage: 68

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Have you consumed any media that includes an openly non-binary character?

Date Asked: June 12, 2022

Sample Size: 76

Results:

Yes: 39

No: 37

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In the past week, was there any day you did not shower?

Date Asked: June 19, 2022

Sample Size: 109

Results:

Yes: 72

No: 37

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Given the opportunity, would you want to be famous?

Date Asked: June 25, 2022

Sample Size: 73

Results:

Yes: 31

No: 42

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